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What is art?Q^Q
(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer:
“Damn f**s.”
Gay Man:
“Excuse me?”
Angry Customer:
“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man:
*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer:
“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer:
*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner:
“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife:
“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner:
“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
From NotAlwaysRight.com
Today I went to go pick up my 6 year old niece from school. I was driving my moms brand new Mercedes convertible and I was pretty excited about it. So as I pulled up I see my niece waiting for me outside so I screeched to a stop and yelled “GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING.” Her teacher was standing nearby and was clearly shocked that I would talk to a child like that. I have never been more proud when my niece climbed into the car and said, “That. Was. So. Fetch.”
my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper
if you thought i was lying
that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
reblogging this again because ^
Damn.
(Source: haloandtrenchcoat)
C’mon, don’t be a killjoy!: hi lets play a game its called reblog this and ill make an AT…
hi lets play a game its called
reblog this and ill make an AT prince/princess/duke/lady/lord/king/queen/rainicorn/etc. based off the first few pages of your blog so i can avoid doing my homework until the last second!!
like this
say hello to sleepy prince
their gender will be based on…
oh my gosh yes please!!
